Corny Jokes volume 1

Jokes I got a kick out of. :)

1) I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

2) I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

3) What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HHHAAANNNDDDEEEYYYEEE!!!

4) What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

5) What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.

6) Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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I hate those "real man" posts on facebook...

We have all seen them... Here's a perfect example:

Well ladies, a real man is an adult male. End of statement.

This is a list of things you want a man to be.

A real man doesn't always do these things. Neither does a real woman.

Whenever some woman posts some ridiculous pie in the sky demand list for "perfect men", please put either the text or the image below in the comments:

I hate these "real man" statements. Let's see some real woman statements, and hold them up to ridiculous standards as well. A real man is a human that makes mistakes and has rough edges. It's not our job to conform to a woman's idea of a real man, it's the woman's job to realize that everyone has their rough edges, and it's not their job to force us into your ridiculously unreal mold.

The truth behind Windows and Microsoft

What the Our Father prayer really means

Origin of the Cross—Why True Christians Do Not Use the Cross | Bible Teach

Origin of the Cross—Why True Christians Do Not Use the Cross | Bible Teach

How Do I Love Thee? (Sonnet 43) | Academy of American Poets

How Do I Love Thee? (Sonnet 43) | Academy of American Poets