Jokes I got a kick out of. :)
1) I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
2) I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3) What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HHHAAANNNDDDEEEYYYEEE!!!
4) What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
5) What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
6) Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
